aflo:

if you’re washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

vikingofficial:

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

bananasheriff:

angelofdykeness:

megan3kk0:

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

No, I don’t think I will

therulerofallpotatos:

sometiktoksarevalid:

new incorrect quote meme just dropped

sailormoonsub:

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

shieldfoss:

such-justice-wow:

such-justice-wow:

Rating systems should only have intergers ill fucking kill you

5 stars but there are half stars is a 10 point scale

Out of 10 but to 1dp is a percentage system

5 stars but there are half stars is a 10 point scale

Five rating categories that can each give ☆, ⯪ or 🟊 may be summable to values 0 through 10 but it’s not a 0-10 scale.

pyxilate:

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

im going to be referencing this forever

mushroominaforest:

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

punkitt-is-here:

ALT

i come to you all humbly to ask if i can make a strawman just this once

seaweed-station:

angelicguy:

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England